Bulgaria Ski discussion board

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.

This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any
means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life
completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2 good
friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).
The quickest acting WINE type is called
Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only
available for those who can afford it; the next best equivalent is
Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK). Take the antidote repeatedly until
WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have
already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. This virus is
DEADLY (Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).

Update 27-05-05: After extensive testing it has been concluded
thatBest-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but
may require a more generous application.