Do we call them ski runs, but nobody runs down them?
Do we call them black,red, blue and green runs when they are all white?
Do we call them drag lifts when they are so much fun?
Do we call it a snowplough when there is no steering wheel?
Do we plant the poles when they never grow?
Do we call it a t-bar when you can't get a drink on one?
Do we call them huskies when they have got a nice bark?
Do we call it drinking chocolate? (What else can you do ...
please tell me why................
Do we call them ski runs, but nobody runs down them?
Do we call them black,red, blue and green runs when they are all white?
Do we call them drag lifts when they are so much fun?
Do we call it a snowplough when there is no steering wheel?
Do we plant the poles when they never grow?
Do we call it a t-bar when you can't get a drink on one?
Do we call them huskies when they have got a nice bark?
Do we call it drinking chocolate? (What else can you do with it?)
Do women use the triple man chairlift?
Do married men use the single chairlift?
Do we never get to see the mens uphill race?
Doesn't beer freeze at the top of the mountain?
Do I allways fall over at the most embarassing moment?
Does it take so long for the ski season to come round?
and the most important
WHY do I still have to wait another month before I go..........
If you deleted the 's' it would be now.
But it might sound silly to say 'it is nowing now.'
If you deleted the 'n' it would be sow.
Then we would say 'look at that piggin sow.'
If you deleted the 'o' that would spell snw which makes no sense at all.
If you deleted the 'w' it would be sno ..... hey that works!!!!!!!!!!!!