Bulgaria Ski discussion board

WHY ????????

Pamporovo Pete Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-13-04 13:03

WHY ????????

please tell me why................

Do we call them ski runs, but nobody runs down them?
Do we call them black,red, blue and green runs when they are all white?
Do we call them drag lifts when they are so much fun?
Do we call it a snowplough when there is no steering wheel?
Do we plant the poles when they never grow?
Do we call it a t-bar when you can't get a drink on one?
Do we call them huskies when they have got a nice bark?
Do we call it drinking chocolate? (What else can you do ...
please tell me why................

Do we call them ski runs, but nobody runs down them?
Do we call them black,red, blue and green runs when they are all white?
Do we call them drag lifts when they are so much fun?
Do we call it a snowplough when there is no steering wheel?
Do we plant the poles when they never grow?
Do we call it a t-bar when you can't get a drink on one?
Do we call them huskies when they have got a nice bark?
Do we call it drinking chocolate? (What else can you do with it?)
Do women use the triple man chairlift?
Do married men use the single chairlift?

I just need to know.

Pamps Pete Cool

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karen Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-13-04 13:06

re: WHY ????????

Afternoon Pete. I'm lunchtime surfing in the office....
I often wonder why snow is called snow?

Phil Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-13-04 13:11

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Do we never get to see the mens uphill race?
Doesn't beer freeze at the top of the mountain?
Do I allways fall over at the most embarassing moment?
Does it take so long for the ski season to come round?

and the most important

WHY do I still have to wait another month before I go..........

Phil
Pamporovo Pete Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-13-04 13:17

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Well you could play around with the word.

If you deleted the 's' it would be now.
But it might sound silly to say 'it is nowing now.'
If you deleted the 'n' it would be sow.
Then we would say 'look at that piggin sow.'
If you deleted the 'o' that would spell snw which makes no sense at all.
If you deleted the 'w' it would be sno ..... hey that works!!!!!!!!!!!!


Right, from now on we will call it SNO.

Pamps Pete does it again!!!!!!!!!!

Pamps Pete Cool
Greg Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-13-04 13:17

re: WHY ????????

Singular molecular
Nucleous
Often
Water


I think........ Wink
karen Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-13-04 13:18

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Why - when I fall cant I get up nice and lady like
- Does your feet always itch when your skiing
- DO I LOVE BULGARIA SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH
karen Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-13-04 13:18

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God Pete I can tell your bored with being at home on your sick bed....
karen Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-13-04 13:20

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OOOOOOOOOOerrrrrrrr clever clogs.....
Pamporovo Pete Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-13-04 13:23

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And why do we complain about ice on the slopes, then complain in the bar if they haven't got any!!!!!!!


Lordy lordy, so much to think about Confused

Pamps Pete Cool
Bansko Beth Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-13-04 16:29

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All very valid points that made me laugh! It's all true ( apart from the drag lift which is a drag!)