Bulgaria Ski discussion board

Ze zpeeding fina

Bon apietite,
I am a petit pizzed today, it dropt fro the porte zis morning. A how you zay bloody zpeeding fine, for ze Pamporovo ski polize.
Can anyone telz me ow to get awat wiz zis, it woz zee blue run it zays doing 30mph in ze izee conditions. Zut a mere, I zwear i woz doing only the 20 mph another 60 Lev don la Flusher.

re: Ze zpeeding fina

never heard of ski police in Bulgaria. You only get fined 50 leva for speeding on the road, so I suspect you've been had. Then again, you do sound like a right muppet

re: Ze zpeeding fina

zat iz wot make the hole ov Europe ate you English pig dogs zooooo much, vou are rude and no nozing about skiing. Mr 38 pozts know e hou ehou ehou i all. I bottom burp in your general direction.

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IT WOULD BE OK IF YOU WASNT IN BRITAIN YOURSELF

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and u must lyk our films cuz thts a modified sayin from monty python holy grail lol

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Old ,old joke started by myself over 3 years ago, come up with something new!

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your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberrys, go boil your buttocks........
we've all seen it right !!

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Oh zo, it iz tru vou ar all ze JadeGoody wiz de big boobies, ve ar all european woz mine iz yourz. I hav love ze great benifit zystem in here and ze national elf service we give to you Mr Henry and ze smeely cheese.its bon, no.

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Good job ze rezt of uz Europeans ave a brain and can learn to speak anover language, we have to subtitle all ov ouer filmz cos you lot zink zat cockney is anover language. how do vou manage in Bulgaria, do you speak slower and shout a petite louder.

re: Ze zpeeding fina

YAWN YAWN YAWN, HAVE YOU NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH YOUR TIME PEANUT BRAIN