go on tell me she has been cleaning the house again and its not her fault but yours for leaving them lying around ,but you could put your hand on them straight away and your dinners in dog why is it always our fault no sex tonight mate
Quite strange really she didn't blame me hmmm! makes you think... who has she gone out with tnight? hmmm. She says she has put it in a safe place, her bag a bag that she uses all the time so I ask myself how safe can this safe place be? But I must only think this to myself or we'll not go on holiday and yes it'll all be my fault for even thinging her safe place isn't so safe.