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buying a round of drinks
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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 01-08-07 22:49buying a round of drinks
Not going to bansko till the 22 feb but now i am worrying about my tax dodging lazy student son ,he is coming skiing with me an my wife and he never gets a round of drinks in .How can i make him get a round in ? Any suggestions will be welcome.
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Give him a tenner and send him to the bar - don't expect any change though. I speak from years of experience!
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This is an age old problem and one which requires much thought 
First we must look at the associated problems. The trip to the bar will mean that effort will be reuired to stand up and walk. We then have the problem of identifying what money is and should he take part in this capitalist venture or stick to his believes that everything should be free in life. Possible answers A) Tell him if he would like to make out with one of the beautiful Bulgarian girls he will need to impress by ...
First we must look at the associated problems. The trip to the bar will mean that effort will be reuired to stand up and walk. We then have the problem of identifying what money is and should he take part in this capitalist venture or stick to his believes that everything should be free in life. Possible answers A) Tell him if he would like to make out with one of the beautiful Bulgarian girls he will need to impress by ...This is an age old problem and one which requires much thought First we must look at the associated problems. The trip to the bar will mean that effort will be reuired to stand up and walk. We then have the problem of identifying what money is and should he take part in this capitalist venture or stick to his believes that everything should be free in life. Possible answers A) Tell him if he would like to make out with one of the beautiful Bulgarian girls he will need to impress by shoing how generoushe is to his parents. B) Act as if going toilet just before leaving ( actually you and wifey do a runner )and leave him with all the receipts he will not leave the bar till paid or C) Give son swift kick in the pants several times 
First we must look at the associated problems. The trip to the bar will mean that effort will be reuired to stand up and walk. We then have the problem of identifying what money is and should he take part in this capitalist venture or stick to his believes that everything should be free in life. Possible answers A) Tell him if he would like to make out with one of the beautiful Bulgarian girls he will need to impress by shoing how generoushe is to his parents. B) Act as if going toilet just before leaving ( actually you and wifey do a runner )and leave him with all the receipts he will not leave the bar till paid or C) Give son swift kick in the pants several times re: buying a round of drinks
Tell the tax dodging, lazy student, to get to the bar and get the beers in or he has to move out when you get home.re: buying a round of drinks
If i gave him a tenner he would do a runner an come back in the morning !re: buying a round of drinks
22nd of Feb? you had better try to wake him up now or he'll never be up in time.
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Ours hasn't recovered from Christmas yet ...re: buying a round of drinks
how about this...when you and your wive walk into the bar tell him that you both need the loo and let him know what drinks you want...trust me it works as one of my tight fisted mates keeps away with it all the time.Have fun!
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Tell him when you said you going SKIING you meantSpending the Kids Inheritence.
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in the round, when it comes to his turn, everyone else finish their drink, turn their empty glass upside down on the table and sit and look at him.I bet he gets the hint. if he doesnt have him adopted !!!
