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free Holiday offered

Lord Lewis of Marston Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 12-13-05 11:58

free Holiday offered

Due to the impending Marriage of the lowly Sherpa, Beano, i find myself in need of a new Valet to attend my every need during my January expedition, leading the Failsworth 45 to the land of Bansko.
Duties will include, the carrying and fetching of all Luggage, ski equipment etc, Glove turning at Lunchtime, Goggle wiping throughout, whilst the day always starts with the sweeping of the Pistes, waxing of the Royal skis and polishing his Lordships Helmet.
Accomodation will be provided in the ...
Due to the impending Marriage of the lowly Sherpa, Beano, i find myself in need of a new Valet to attend my every need during my January expedition, leading the Failsworth 45 to the land of Bansko.
Duties will include, the carrying and fetching of all Luggage, ski equipment etc, Glove turning at Lunchtime, Goggle wiping throughout, whilst the day always starts with the sweeping of the Pistes, waxing of the Royal skis and polishing his Lordships Helmet.
Accomodation will be provided in the Bowels of the Strazhite although the successful applicant will be required to share with Camp Freddie, whom as a long time servant to Earl Wakey, will gladly show you the ropes.
Rewards are numerous but will include free Groul in his Lordships Place at the Table of the Strazhite Restaurant, once i am settled and eating fine fayre at the Happy End of course and free Snow Shoes to assist you to keep up with me on the Slopes.
a Further free holiday will follow to the Lucky peasant selected, to the Kingdom of Slovenia in February.
Previous Applicants, P.P. IMT, Hornster and old Pamperovo veterans need not apply.
A background in Successful Snow Forcasting for the 22nd January will secure the position.
Please reply in the first instance to Lady Langers, Beverley Hills, Kingdom of Manchester

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Tanjette Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 12-13-05 12:30

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Razz Razz Razz Booze had to read this twice! Wink
Lord Lewis of Marston Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 12-13-05 12:44

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Tanjette,
Would you kindly arrange an Advertisement in the Standart News to aid me in my quest to find a new Shepa.
Kindest Regards
Lord Lewis of Marston
Hornster Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 12-13-05 13:04
james Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 12-13-05 13:09

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as this is a family site, i think sexual referneces should be kept to a minmum especially from marmite miners
Beano Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 12-13-05 13:12

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My Lord the impending marriage brings its just rewards in the form of 3 waifs, whom i pass into your service on the said departure date. But my Lord one of them is a little headstrong at certain times of the month (it must be the moon)
Lord Lewis of Marston Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 12-13-05 13:29

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Sherpa Beano,
You forget i have already promised Miss headstrong to one of the local Cauliflower Crunchers, but good to hear you are trying to cover your duties
Regards
Lord Lewis of Marston
Beano Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 12-13-05 13:41

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Worry not, i shall be there, trying to keep up with the Lords and Ladies on the higher parts of the mountain to continue my duties ( hoping to see some of you on your backsides)
Camp Freddy Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 12-13-05 13:45

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My Lord Lewis

Tis I, your gay aid and confidente. I would like to apply for said post of chief sherpa, following Beanos demise into the realms of marriagedom.

Earl Wakey has dispensed of my services as he will be pursueing his quest to attend to Lady Snoopsters sauna fixation.

My Curriculum Vitae shall be despatched to your good self within the hour.

At your service always,

Camp Freddy.
Tanjette Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 12-13-05 15:23

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Sure Lord! One of my many contacts (PP) will do this immediatly Razz
Regards, Princess Tanny