Bulgaria Ski discussion board

help needed For Bald man

can anyone help me- the problem is im bald as a coot and worried about getting frost bite on my coupon.Ive been told that i could cover my head in goose fat each morning to avoid the cold. Also the local ski shop said using flora margerine helps? im sure im not the only bald man thats going skiing-so your advise will be appreciated.

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eh. Be hard man. A little bit of frost bite puts hairs on yer chest.

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Just a hat will be fine sir. It doesn't normally get that cold in bulgaria. a fleecy one with ear flaps should do the trick. I quite like green myself. I would move away from the bobbles and stringy bits. don't add to the warmth and they are just soooo last season darling.

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One of those Tammy's with the bit of red hair on them? That might work

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My farther has asked me for one of those big Russian fur hats. Does anyone know if you can buy those in Bansko?

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no doubt dear they are everywhere

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What about one of those porn star wigs from the local joke shop?

You'd be able to keep warm, look like you have hair and also walk around like you have an 8 foot dong.

Haha.

Jonty

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I like the idea about the porn star wig.....................but i aint cutting 2 inches off for no-one!!!! heard that wan down the lodge-magic i tell thee

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EIGHT FOOT is that all huh' would'nt fold mine in half for anyone.............
oh jees, is that the alarm goin' ----------------off time to wake up,------------------------ what a strange dream, think i'll check the board see if anyone on aaaahhhhhh yawn.


Noodles

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Sorry did I say 8 feet? I meant 8 metres.......

Jonty