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hints for beginners,lets help
Author:perelik steve
posts : 0 (Beginner)Date : 01-28-05 10:11hints for beginners,lets help
see how many we can get by the end of the day,helpful,funny,absurd
1,dont point your skis uphill (you will see your group disappear fast)
re: hints for beginners,lets help
2, Don't cross your skis. You will get a closer view of the snow
re: hints for beginners,lets help
3. Don't eat yellow snow.re: hints for beginners,lets help
dont get off the ski lift till it stops.(its a lot further down than you think)re: hints for beginners,lets help
Get used to you instructor yelling snoooooooooooww plowwwwwwwwwwwwww as you slide down the nursery slopes, for that is all you will hear for the next 6 days! You're never quite sure if it's you they're shouting at as they all sound the same.Ellie
re: hints for beginners,lets help
If you're a lady, and are desperately caught short on the mountain, take your skis off before crouching down in the bushes (yes I've seen it happen ... the backwards movement, the surprised look as you realise you're moving and mooning the whole resort)re: hints for beginners,lets help
nice one,that image will be in my head all dayre: hints for beginners,lets help
Dont try to SIT on the drag lift button - we all know the consequences!re: hints for beginners,lets help
if you are heading for the edge of the mountain and cant stop?fall down,sliding is better than flying
re: hints for beginners,lets help
Another good hint :if you see a person on the ground covered in snow with skis twisted in all directions, try and swerve round them rather then skiing over and off them - they are not (usually) a human jump - unless of course they're a boarder
