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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 03-22-06 17:09re: joke
An 85-year-old married couple are approaching their 60th wedding anniversary.
The wife says to the husband ‘for our anniversary darling, lets rekindle the romance & have a lovely home cooked meal’. The husband agrees and the wife suggests that they need to re-kindle the passion they once shared and suggests that they eat their meal naked.
The evening arrives, the table is set, the candles are lit and they are both sat opposite each other. The wife asks ‘how you feeling darling’ with a ...
The wife says to the husband ‘for our anniversary darling, lets rekindle the romance & have a lovely home cooked meal’. The husband agrees and the wife suggests that they need to re-kindle the passion they once shared and suggests that they eat their meal naked.
The evening arrives, the table is set, the candles are lit and they are both sat opposite each other. The wife asks ‘how you feeling darling’ with a ...
An 85-year-old married couple are approaching their 60th wedding anniversary.
The wife says to the husband ‘for our anniversary darling, lets rekindle the romance & have a lovely home cooked meal’. The husband agrees and the wife suggests that they need to re-kindle the passion they once shared and suggests that they eat their meal naked.
The evening arrives, the table is set, the candles are lit and they are both sat opposite each other. The wife asks ‘how you feeling darling’ with a cheeky look in her eye, ‘I feel sensual’ the husband replies, ‘what about you’ the wife replies ‘I can feel my heart getting hotter’ ‘I’m not surprised’ smirked the husband ‘You’ve got your Tit in the soup’!!!
The wife says to the husband ‘for our anniversary darling, lets rekindle the romance & have a lovely home cooked meal’. The husband agrees and the wife suggests that they need to re-kindle the passion they once shared and suggests that they eat their meal naked.
The evening arrives, the table is set, the candles are lit and they are both sat opposite each other. The wife asks ‘how you feeling darling’ with a cheeky look in her eye, ‘I feel sensual’ the husband replies, ‘what about you’ the wife replies ‘I can feel my heart getting hotter’ ‘I’m not surprised’ smirked the husband ‘You’ve got your Tit in the soup’!!!
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the jokes saison has started!!!Bring them on...
re: joke - too true!
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and sombre.
"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."
The family members sat ...
"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."
The family members sat ...
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and sombre.
"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"
The doctor quickly responded, "£5,000 for a male brain, and £200 for a female brain."
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.
A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."
"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"
The doctor quickly responded, "£5,000 for a male brain, and £200 for a female brain."
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.
A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."
