You need to buy camoflagued clothing so that if you fall off piste rescuers will miss your broken body and your decaying remains will form a useful part of the food chain when the foxes and bears find you. Its likely to be the most significant achievement of your life.
As a snowbaorder you prob don't need to learn how to stand at the end of a run off from chair lifts either...
...you'll have fallen over by then getting off anyway!
yep i was on my arse in the middle of the piste... but not by choice, was my first time. I did however find a lot of skiers would block the narrow runs talking with no consideration for others. When i fell i got over to the side or got up as soon as i could, i didnt block runs nor was i an obsticle.