Honestly - had to wonder if this post was for real - are some people so bothered they cannot go ski or whatever else at risk of missing Eastenders If that's the case then they don't deserve to go skiing in the first place
Anyone hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in? The plumber said, “Would you like a plug for it?” The idiot replied, “Oh, I didn’t know it was electric.”
(GROAN - yeah I know - it's late and the best I could come up with)