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0NCE UPON A TIME TEN PEOPLE FEARLESS AND BRAVE, SET OF ON A MISSION TO A LAND AFAR CALLED BULGARIA.
HERE THEY WERE TO LEARN THE ART OF SNOW WALKING, SO CALLED IN PARTS.
BUT LITTLE DID THEY KNOW JUST WHAT LAY IN STORE FOR THEM.
THE FIRST MORNING THEY ALL SET OUT, TO SEE WHAT THIS SKIING THING WAS ALL ABOUT.
THEY GOT THEIR BOOTS, AND WERE TOLD TO WALK, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOT OF DORKS.
BEST HEEL FORWARD THEY WERE TOLD AND DONT FORGET THOSE SKIS AND POLES.
TO THE SLOPES THEY HEADED OFF, IS THIS THE BLACK THEY ALL DID ASK, NO DONT BE SUCH A SILLY A###### ITS WHERE YOU LEARNERS TAKE YOUR FIRST CLASS.
THEY PRACTISED HARD EVERY DAY, THEIR TEACHER JENY SHE WAS AMAZED SHE COULDN'T UNDERSTAND JUST WHY, WHEN THEY FELL THEY DIDN'T CRY, BUT THEY WERE HAVING SO MUCH FUN LEARNING JUST HOW THE SNOWPLOUGH WAS DONE.
MANY OF THEM FELL TO THE GROUND, A FEW FOUND TREES AND BRICK WALLS TOO THAT THEY TOOK A LIKING TO.
AND THEN THE TIME DID COME TO PASS THE FINAL DAY HAD COME AT LAST, ALL TEN OF THEM THEY DID AGREE THIS SKIING THING HAS GOT SOMETHING, IT MAKES YOUR HEART GO ZING ZING.
NOT SURE IF ITS THE FOXY LADY, OR THE BRANDY MAKES YOU HAZY.
BUT ONE THING THEY KNOW FOR SURE TO THE TEACHER JENY THEY HAD ONE THING TO SAY, WE'LL TRUST OUR BOOTS, OUR LEGS KNOW BEST, BUT JENY DARLING ITS UP TO YOU TO SORT THE REST
THANKS FOR A GREAT WEEK
FAY, CHRIS, HELEN, BOBBY, ANNMARIE, ROSS, NICK, JAK, JEN AND ANDY

For all those critics!!! You've obvoiusly never read the other peoples poems that have graced this site over the last six monyths or so,including one or two from the site administrator himself Mr PP!! If someone has enjoyed their first experience of bulgaria so much that they feel compelled to spend time writing a few words of praise for their instructor in the form of poetry and to tell of their enjoyable holiday then why not? The few words all you "critics" wrote were not only childish but also showed alot of ignorance,in fact i'm surprised you managed to type anything at all whilst your mother spoon fed you your dinner!! Did your bib get in the way of the keyboard? Is that why you didn't say much or were you waiting for your jelly and ice cream pudding?Next time you see something on here you either don't like or don't understand try one of two things,firstly ask mummy nicely to read it to you or reply in a more positive manner.Anyone can take the p***s but to do it properly takes an education,something you clearly missed!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the reply Nick,
Glad someone saw the verse for what it was," as you said first time skiing and really enjoyed it." One more to add to your comments, the third thing people could do is NOT reply at all if they thought the verse daft, because what type of people waste their time on replying to things they consider stupid, "IGNORANT PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO CONSIDERATION FOR OTHERS FEELINGS".
Only glad that all the people we met in Pamporovo were great fun with a sense of humour unlike those that replied to the verse.
To the child that mentioned that he wined and dined and gave flowers to his instructor " SO DID WE ALONG WITH A VERY HEALTHY TIP".