A man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deckchair and found his testicles had become stuck between two slats of wood. Mario Visnjic had been swimming naked off Valala beech in Croatia and his testicles had shrunk in the cool sea. When he sat down they slipped through the slats and then, as he lay in the sun, expanded back to there normal size. He was freed when he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deckchair in ...
A man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deckchair and found his testicles had become stuck between two slats of wood. Mario Visnjic had been swimming naked off Valala beech in Croatia and his testicles had shrunk in the cool sea. When he sat down they slipped through the slats and then, as he lay in the sun, expanded back to there normal size. He was freed when he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deckchair in half............
A man walks into a bar with a Giraffe, the Giraffe lyes down and falls asleep on a rug. The barman shouts, "You can't leave that lying there"! The customer says, "thats not a lion, its a Giraffe"!