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where are the jokes

sam Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 12-21-07 21:54

where are the jokes

where can you dance in california?

san fran disco
Arsenalange Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 12-21-07 22:59

re: where are the jokes

Have you just pulled a Christmas Cracker early?
Daniel snell Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 12-22-07 02:09
cafu Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 12-22-07 15:07

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The world's a dangerous place you know.......2 peanuts walking down the street.............one of them was a salted
monty Author:Ricky posts : 71   (Intermediate)Date : 12-22-07 18:24

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Two nuns were confronted by a flasher, one had a stroke the other nun wasnt quick enough Very Happy
Daniel snell Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 12-22-07 18:50

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Now I like that one Monty!! Very Happy
Neil Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 12-22-07 21:04

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A man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deckchair and found his testicles had become stuck between two slats of wood. Mario Visnjic had been swimming naked off Valala beech in Croatia and his testicles had shrunk in the cool sea. When he sat down they slipped through the slats and then, as he lay in the sun, expanded back to there normal size. He was freed when he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deckchair in ...
A man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deckchair and found his testicles had become stuck between two slats of wood. Mario Visnjic had been swimming naked off Valala beech in Croatia and his testicles had shrunk in the cool sea. When he sat down they slipped through the slats and then, as he lay in the sun, expanded back to there normal size. He was freed when he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deckchair in half............

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purplemochin Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 12-22-07 21:16

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What's invisible and smells of carrots?
Rabbit Farts
cafu Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 12-22-07 21:59

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Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?...........


He bought a warehouse.
geoff Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 12-22-07 23:15

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A man walks into a bar with a Giraffe, the Giraffe lyes down and falls asleep on a rug. The barman shouts, "You can't leave that lying there"! The customer says, "thats not a lion, its a Giraffe"!