hellos everybody on the board of the informations. the easter egg post is going well i thinks to myself. anyways the sun is still shining in the sky but i cannot go outside todays because there is a prowler on the loose. some of yous may have read about this or seen it on the telly but there is a panther abouts and i am scared it will attack me or captain spongy. a few years ago a friends of mine was walking homes from work when he noticed he was being chased by a badger who looked very ...
hellos everybody on the board of the informations. the easter egg post is going well i thinks to myself. anyways the sun is still shining in the sky but i cannot go outside todays because there is a prowler on the loose. some of yous may have read about this or seen it on the telly but there is a panther abouts and i am scared it will attack me or captain spongy. a few years ago a friends of mine was walking homes from work when he noticed he was being chased by a badger who looked very angrys. anyways my friend ran away and the badger ran after him and then tried to break into his house! my friend hads of course locked the door but the badger was tryings to kick it in. anyways it all went quiet so my friend thought the badger had gone but the badger had run arounds the back of the house to try and get in through the patio doors. anyways my friend who is quicker on his feet than me (and the badger it seems) shut the patio doors before the badger could get at him. my friend then thought he was safe until he saw the badger with a ladder (he was trying to get in through the bathroom window!) my friend called the police and the rspca who came and caught the badger. they said the badger was mad in his head. my friend to this day does still not know what he had dones to upset the badger.
anyways that is why i do not want to go into the outdoors todays. my friend also said that a week later an alsatian broke into his car although he did not steal the car or anythings from the car. the world has gones mad i think to myself. what does everyones else think.
This beast is somewhere down in South London so unless that's where you are, you should be ok Mr P. I remember when there was the beast of Barnet not very long ago and we had to do police duties to make sure everyone was ok. Do you want me to come around to protect you Mr Potter.
hellos. thank yous for all your support everyones. i live in surrey judiths so he might come and look for me but i would not think he knows my postcode although after the badger story anything is possible i thinks to myselfs.
hello val. i am from norway but have lived in this country for many years and my dad was english.
I thinks you will be quite safes in Surrey Mr P. Although I like Norway too but they dont sell the same sort of easter eggs and the supermarkets are much different.
Mr Potter - I think Tanjette gives very good advice maybe leaving all the doors and windows open will keep them away - although it may be a bit cold at night so you'd better put an extra blanket on your bed!