sdsales; i'm not pissed, though that luminous one-piece you got on there is making me a bit dizzy.. i am particularly enjoying that really "funny" novelty hat you got there. what is it? horns?! on a hat?! christ, you skiers sure know to party.
you guys - i just want to hug you all. i feel like adopting you all and just showing you some love. all you need is some guidance and affection and you'll soon be right as rain.
see?? ..i knew you'd see sense. now, go and burn your entire wardrobe - you can stoke the fire with those silly stick of yours if you want to - you won't be needing them anymore, i'm gonna show you something called "balance". when you're done doing that, you can have a nice bath and we'll scrub that nasty chip off your shoulders. won't that be nice? and if you're VERY good boys, we can go and wipe out all the silly old people on the mountain, who needs them anyway? they can't drive, so what ...
see?? ..i knew you'd see sense. now, go and burn your entire wardrobe - you can stoke the fire with those silly stick of yours if you want to - you won't be needing them anymore, i'm gonna show you something called "balance". when you're done doing that, you can have a nice bath and we'll scrub that nasty chip off your shoulders. won't that be nice? and if you're VERY good boys, we can go and wipe out all the silly old people on the mountain, who needs them anyway? they can't drive, so what makes them think they can ski any better.
don't you be worrying your pretty little ski head, sdsales. one day, you'll understand. we're all here to help you.
remember folks; skiing is a serious illness. please don't laugh when you see a skier in a silly oufit. THEY'RE HUMAN BEINGS TOO, YOU KNOW!!
don't worry, as a snowboarder, it is my right and my privilege to rehabilitate every skier and reintegrate them into the community. sometimes, this calls for desperate measure. sometimes, just sometimes, i've had to beat the living ...
don't you be worrying your pretty little ski head, sdsales. one day, you'll understand. we're all here to help you.
remember folks; skiing is a serious illness. please don't laugh when you see a skier in a silly oufit. THEY'RE HUMAN BEINGS TOO, YOU KNOW!!
don't worry, as a snowboarder, it is my right and my privilege to rehabilitate every skier and reintegrate them into the community. sometimes, this calls for desperate measure. sometimes, just sometimes, i've had to beat the living crap out of skiers JUST SO I CAN HELP THEM DAMMIT!!