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Annual Dig At Snowboarders
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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 01-13-06 00:03Annual Dig At Snowboarders
Every year I tend to have a 'friendly' dig at the snowboarders, (all lighthearted banter) because we love them really. (DON'T WE, SKIERS?)
So here are a few oldies for you new to the board.
What do you call a boarder without a girlfriend?
HOMELESS.
What's the difference between a bording instructor and a boarding pupil?
ABOUT 10 MINUTES.
3 boarders in the back of a car, what do you call the driver?
OFFICER.
How do you know a boarding instructor in a nightclub?
HE'LL TELL ...
So here are a few oldies for you new to the board.
What do you call a boarder without a girlfriend?
HOMELESS.
What's the difference between a bording instructor and a boarding pupil?
ABOUT 10 MINUTES.
3 boarders in the back of a car, what do you call the driver?
OFFICER.
How do you know a boarding instructor in a nightclub?
HE'LL TELL ...
Every year I tend to have a 'friendly' dig at the snowboarders, (all lighthearted banter) because we love them really. (DON'T WE, SKIERS?)
So here are a few oldies for you new to the board.
What do you call a boarder without a girlfriend?
HOMELESS.
What's the difference between a bording instructor and a boarding pupil?
ABOUT 10 MINUTES.
3 boarders in the back of a car, what do you call the driver?
OFFICER.
How do you know a boarding instructor in a nightclub?
HE'LL TELL YOU.
What's the first thing a boarder says to a skier?
SORRY MATE.
How many boarders does it take to change a lightbulb?
8. 1 TO CHANGE IT, 7 TO SAY GREAT TURNS DUDE!!!!!!!!
Why do boarders buy wide boards?
MORE ROOM TO SIT.
Come on then boarders, your turn to have a dig back
PP
So here are a few oldies for you new to the board.
What do you call a boarder without a girlfriend?
HOMELESS.
What's the difference between a bording instructor and a boarding pupil?
ABOUT 10 MINUTES.
3 boarders in the back of a car, what do you call the driver?
OFFICER.
How do you know a boarding instructor in a nightclub?
HE'LL TELL YOU.
What's the first thing a boarder says to a skier?
SORRY MATE.
How many boarders does it take to change a lightbulb?
8. 1 TO CHANGE IT, 7 TO SAY GREAT TURNS DUDE!!!!!!!!
Why do boarders buy wide boards?
MORE ROOM TO SIT.
Come on then boarders, your turn to have a dig back
PP
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Guess who's back----- back in town ---- Pete we had all these yesterday on the other side--- you know www.skidvd.co.ukStill waiting for my answer........ You might be looking forward to Killington but surely as nearly "Mr bulgaria ski" himself Are you striving to get out there yourself?
P.s. after 15 years of sking bulgaria and knowing how much time and effort you put into this board I have nothing but the utmost respect --- answer the question you traitor LOL
re: Annual Dig At Snowboarders
PP you forgot :What do you call a boarder on a Black run?
Answer:
An Ambulance!
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PMSL sdsales.Sorry bud........ did not see any of them in The Bank.
USA was not my decision, you know where I'd rather be.
It's like supporting Cardiff City and being told you've been given tickets to a Chelsea game. Better all round ...... but not where the heart is
But I'll go nevertheless, screaming, shouting, pleading, but I'm sure the pilot won't change his mind.
2007, I'll be the first to book, (before she gets any more ideas.
PP
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Come on mate break the bank ------ I've seen flights with some of these newbies for £65 return if you don'nt mind one stop and a few extra hours... and I'm pretty damn sure with your Knowledge and contacts you'll get some digs damn cheap --- go on put your mind to it!!!!!!!!!!!Being the main man how can you not visit our beloved BG once this year
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It ain't the money..... it's the time.Working as a consultant now with Toyota which takes me all over the UK and my diary is almost full for 2006 already.
But then again, how much is that rollover tomorrow
PP
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One of my best Mates was a GM for toyota and he manages---- Come on more excuses!!!!re: Annual Dig At Snowboarders
aaawwww... it's so sweet to hear hear the little skier getting jealous... bless you my dear, one day you'll learn how to use the mountain properly, AND LEARN HOW TO DRESS YOURSELF!!
there you skiers were; going up the mountain, down the mountain, up the mountain, down the mountain blah blah for years and years and years... then these ker-razy snowboarders came along and started doing things you'd never even bothered to think about (cos you were too busy adjusting your ear muffs) and all of ...
there you skiers were; going up the mountain, down the mountain, up the mountain, down the mountain blah blah for years and years and years... then these ker-razy snowboarders came along and started doing things you'd never even bothered to think about (cos you were too busy adjusting your ear muffs) and all of ...
aaawwww... it's so sweet to hear hear the little skier getting jealous... bless you my dear, one day you'll learn how to use the mountain properly, AND LEARN HOW TO DRESS YOURSELF!!
there you skiers were; going up the mountain, down the mountain, up the mountain, down the mountain blah blah for years and years and years... then these ker-razy snowboarders came along and started doing things you'd never even bothered to think about (cos you were too busy adjusting your ear muffs) and all of a sudden you want to do sick tricks and shred some pow!!! and you know what? us boarders don't mind you trying to keep up, we don't even mind you getting all cross when your salopettes get all tangled up when you try to do a 720.
and you know why? well let me tell you.... when you next watch those silly snowboarders in the half pipe doing what they do best, try and catch a glimpse of who's following them down the pipe and filming them... that's right!! a skier!! so you see, us boarders need you skiers - if only to film us!!! hehe!!!
there you skiers were; going up the mountain, down the mountain, up the mountain, down the mountain blah blah for years and years and years... then these ker-razy snowboarders came along and started doing things you'd never even bothered to think about (cos you were too busy adjusting your ear muffs) and all of a sudden you want to do sick tricks and shred some pow!!! and you know what? us boarders don't mind you trying to keep up, we don't even mind you getting all cross when your salopettes get all tangled up when you try to do a 720.
and you know why? well let me tell you.... when you next watch those silly snowboarders in the half pipe doing what they do best, try and catch a glimpse of who's following them down the pipe and filming them... that's right!! a skier!! so you see, us boarders need you skiers - if only to film us!!! hehe!!!
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Ummmmm..........................The dog really hates me at the moment.
She knows somethings up, and shes gonna hate me even more when I take her to the kennels on Monday.
Now come on, can I do that TWICE to her in a short space of time?
Oh, the sacrifices I make for that mutt.
PP
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I think the kats had her milk spiked wirh a shit load of Vodka -- Bless yer darlin!!!!!!