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Bulgarian Toilets

sea Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-31-05 21:34

Bulgarian Toilets

We stayed in the rila last year and had a great time, the food was acceptable, the boarding was good and the craic was unbeatable. The only thing that sickened me was the Toilets, they were lovely clean toilets, dont get me wrong but they seemed to be designed by someone who had a contortionist in mind when using them.

Unlike the toilets at home where there is a straight drop from the posterior end directly into the H2O, a shelf is placed to disrupt the path of the descending projectile ...
We stayed in the rila last year and had a great time, the food was acceptable, the boarding was good and the craic was unbeatable. The only thing that sickened me was the Toilets, they were lovely clean toilets, dont get me wrong but they seemed to be designed by someone who had a contortionist in mind when using them.

Unlike the toilets at home where there is a straight drop from the posterior end directly into the H2O, a shelf is placed to disrupt the path of the descending projectile. It is with said shelf that I took great exception, while at home the projectile descends into the H2O with a result of minimising the odour. The shelf serves the purpose of generating a woeful smell that caused me to throw up on a number of occasions (yes i cant stand the stench of my own faeces)

I developed the art of sitting on toilet and using the half flush every so often while holding a cigarette and trying to think happy thoughts, umm

It was then explained that certain European people like to examine their faeces.... personally i thought that was a load of rubbish... could it be true that the shelf actually serves a purpose or is it just there to frustrate and annoy tourists who having received a wonderful dose of the runs from the fine cuisine now has to suffer further from their own stench.......


bring on those filthy shelves (I don’t mind starting smoking for the week), roll on the 13th and let the snow keep falling Smile

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dr henky Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-31-05 22:01

re: Bulgarian Toilets

The platform in europian toalets serves to prevent the dreaded splashback of the water that has just collected all of whatever resides on the surface of your unloved turd, which Brits obviously do enjoy for some perverse reason.
Dave Noski Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-31-05 22:28

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Tip after years in sausage side is to donate a bitt of your favourite Andrex to said pan to accelerate flow of Richard 3rd on completion.
Daniel Snell Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-31-05 23:21
caro Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-31-05 23:22

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You are right about Eastern europeans looking in the toilets, It is usual for pork eating nations to check they haven't got worms! I am serious
sea Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 02-01-05 00:03

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Funny guys, and there isnt even a window to open in the toilets in the Rila. By the way though, Francos has a great toilet. Your standard dump and splash type Smile
Lenny Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 02-01-05 00:54

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This is complete rubbish!Wht you gonna say about US toilet-half full of water? Sad
welsh boyo Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 02-01-05 10:07

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don't know if you noitced, the windows to the toilet in franco's were also the windows to the porch enterance.

instead of putting in translucent glass to protect your 'modesty' they had painted the winodws red.

not a bad idea, save for the fact someone had scratched a hole in the red paint, thus making a great peep hole for the more descerning pervert!!

boyo

ps we had the same toilets in the hotel mura, they were a nightmare!!
Caz Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 02-01-05 14:23

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Just be thankful you didn't go to Bulgaria 15 years ago!!!!

We did and the toilets were literally a hole in the ground and they threy powedered lime across every so often. You definitely needed a mask to use those!!!

caz
MAD MOV Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 02-01-05 15:11

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IM JUST BACK FROM PAMPOROVO AT THE WEEKEND- LET ME TELL YOU THIS; I DUMPED IN MANCHESTER AIRPORT-ON THE PLANE-IN A MCDONALDS- AT THE HOTEL- UP THE SLOPES- BEHIND A TREE AND ONE NIGHT IN MY BED........................THERES NOTHING THE MATTER WITH BULGARIAN DUNNIES-IVE LET RIP ALL OVER THE GLOBE AND THERES FAR WORST PLACES TO LEAVE A LOG. JUST SIT DOWN AND SQUEEZE THE CHEESE- YOULL FEEL BETTER FOR IT