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As this years invasion is a season long affair it is hard to do a full role call! The main reason is to keep the defenders guessing as to who and when will be deployed.

Having said that there are some key dates that the defenders know and will be ready for, so please can you indicate your main assault dates if you are ok with the defenders being aware, I do know that some are planning surprise assaults and we do not wish to compromise these so please be aware that " Walls and Del Boy have ears "

After serious planning meetings last year we have decided to move the traditional end of Jan invasion to end of Feb, the dates are from 20th Feb well into March, however I do know that some of you are planning to soften up the opposition at the traditional time, and even earlier ????

Anne, my interrogation officer, and myself will be in sit u from the 27th Feb along with quite a few other veterans of previous conflicts.

The defenders have once again tried to confuse us by moving their head quarters, and by trying to reduce the impact by recruiting their own veterans, however we are wise to this and have counter measures planned.

This year we are to use biological agents (and I do not mean S.P. old socks ) to ware down the defenders. We have in our possession most powerful infectious agent known to mankind. This agent is known by the name of "H.I.E.2015" Each of our attackers will have this performance enhancing agent pumping though their veins during their time in the battle zone. This agent increases the power of natural adrenaline 5 times , so remember to bring it with you.
It is safe to use even for children, but thinking again especially for children, even them in their 60,s so remember

H.I.E 2015 contents = 100% Highly Infectious Energy !!!

Ok, so we are getting quite close noe to the main Invasion season.. We have had a presence on the ground for the past nine days and all reports are encouraging !!

The defenders have dug in and by all accounts are a bit nervous about the numbers (and so they should be) It seams that Spartacus and his troops have vectored earlier than was first thought (20th Feb) but that could have a good effect that just when the defenders start to relax from the Spartacus experience, we will hit them hard with the main thrust. including the Boarders regiment commanded by the one and only Francis !!

The enemy have a surprise weapon in their armory consisting of a chemical weapon enclosed in a Green Bottle, we have however been able to ascertain the potency of this weapon without endangering any of our troops by deploying our own chemical weapons expert ( D,But) who has sampled, and analysed the weapon, we believe that as soon as we can get our neutralizing agent in place (Mr Boon) we shall render this weapon as ineffective !!

The next phase of the invasion is about to commence, with a slow build up of infiltration culminating in the Half Tern mini invasion led by Em Jay and backed up by the Mini Mancs and all the other mini troops.

To Kas and Bobby, and the defenders------------- There is Still Time To Surrender ??????


Manc Tom --- out.