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Joke

Winter Slope Phil Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-25-08 11:30

Joke

Made this one up myself....

I saw two blokes building a wall this morning. I could tell they were really scared - they were bricking it.
Tufty-Duck Author:Tufty-Duck posts : 1116   (Master)Date : 01-25-08 12:19

re: Joke

Oh dear - try a cup of caffineated, it might help.
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Winter Slope Phil Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-25-08 12:20

re: Joke

bearing in mind I was cycling up a steep hill when I made that up, I thought I had done well.
Tufty-Duck Author:Tufty-Duck posts : 1116   (Master)Date : 01-25-08 12:52

re: Joke

Bless you, you weren't rescued by a car load of teddies then? It was a good attempt. Very Happy Very Happy
Elaine & Neil Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-25-08 13:01

re: Joke

doctor,doctor
i fell like a pair of curtains
well pull yourself togather
Pamporovo Pete Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-25-08 13:07

re: Joke

Frustrated farmers wife says to farmer ........

You know, that bull of yours mated 365 last year.

Farmer replied ............

Yea, but not to the same old cow!

Pete Cool
O.M.G Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-25-08 13:23

re: Joke

Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film!
Hmmmm.Let's hope nothing develops.

PS.....Phil that was poor, please try harder next time !! Very Happy
Winter Slope Phil Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-25-08 13:24

re: Joke

Q. What did the Fish say when it swam into the wall?

A. Dam

O.M.G Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-25-08 13:38

re: Joke

My wife went into the bank yesterday, she a pound coin in one ear and a rolled up five pound note in the other ear........ she was six pound in her ears !!!
Whitey Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-25-08 14:13

re: Joke

One doing the rounds at work earlier this week....

Britsih Airways are flying in their Chinese aircraft crash investigator to Heathrow. Mr Wat Wen Fu King Wong should arrive tomorrow Very Happy