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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 01-25-08 14:17re: Joke
I know a friend who found 100's and thousands in their ear, then double cream, then jelly. The doctor said they were a triffle deaf.re: Joke
I found our local ice cream man dead in his ice cream van, he had a flake hanging out of his ear, chopped nuts and strawberry sause in his hair.............they reckon he topped him self
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Welcome to the Kinderboard
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A Man walks in to a bar and says ouch!re: Joke
two parrots are sitting on a perch. One says to the other, can you smell fish?re: Joke
Q. whats E.T short for?A. because hes got little legs
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a male nurse was giving a bed bath to a lady who had been in a coma for years. Just when he started to do the bits between her legs, the lady let out a groan... the noise she had made since the tragic accident.
The nurse told the doctor and he came to check it out. The touched the inside of her legs again and again she groaned. The doctor got straight on the phone to the lady's husband and explained the situation, asking him to come to the hospital at once.
When the husband arrived, ...
The nurse told the doctor and he came to check it out. The touched the inside of her legs again and again she groaned. The doctor got straight on the phone to the lady's husband and explained the situation, asking him to come to the hospital at once.
When the husband arrived, ...
a male nurse was giving a bed bath to a lady who had been in a coma for years. Just when he started to do the bits between her legs, the lady let out a groan... the noise she had made since the tragic accident.
The nurse told the doctor and he came to check it out. The touched the inside of her legs again and again she groaned. The doctor got straight on the phone to the lady's husband and explained the situation, asking him to come to the hospital at once.
When the husband arrived, the doctor suggested he performed oral sex with his wife in the hope that it would bring her out of the coma. The husband agreed. He went to the bedside and pulled the curtains around. The doctors were listening for developments from the other side.
all of a sudden, the heart monitor gave a long constant beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
The doctors rushed in to find that the lady had died. "what happened?" one doctor asked.....
The husband replied:
"i think she choked"
The nurse told the doctor and he came to check it out. The touched the inside of her legs again and again she groaned. The doctor got straight on the phone to the lady's husband and explained the situation, asking him to come to the hospital at once.
When the husband arrived, the doctor suggested he performed oral sex with his wife in the hope that it would bring her out of the coma. The husband agreed. He went to the bedside and pulled the curtains around. The doctors were listening for developments from the other side.
all of a sudden, the heart monitor gave a long constant beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
The doctors rushed in to find that the lady had died. "what happened?" one doctor asked.....
The husband replied:
"i think she choked"
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a man walks over to a woman in a bar, and says the names BOND,,, the girl says 'let me guess'!!! James Bond... the man says 'No, Unibond i've come to fill ur crack in .... re: Joke
What does a sweedish fred flinstone say?abba dabba do
