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Joke
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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 04-27-05 12:26Joke
Not sure if this is a little cheeky to post on the board but it made me laugh this morning........
Face Lift
A woman in her 40's went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob." Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob and the ...
Face Lift
A woman in her 40's went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob." Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob and the ...
Not sure if this is a little cheeky to post on the board but it made me laugh this morning........
Face Lift
A woman in her 40's went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob." Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob and the effects were wonderful. The woman remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. "All of these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: "First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them." The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts." She sighed and said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee...."
Face Lift
A woman in her 40's went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob." Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob and the effects were wonderful. The woman remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. "All of these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: "First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them." The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts." She sighed and said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee...."
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Very good Kim. re: Joke
It's getting quieter on here by the day isn't it ......
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It sure isre: Joke
it's a long time ago that we heard something from Kiwi 1 and Judith..And Reggie's diet ofcourse
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Very true. Now the season is over nobody wants to talk it seems apart from a few regulars of course re: Joke
regulars?just say addicts
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OK addicts it is re: Joke
I am definitely addicted! I just wish I'd discovered this board before the season was almost over and before everyone went quiet - that said, when there were a lot of people on it I don't think I could have kept up with it all - and I would never have got any work done! re: Joke
I know, it was very hectic in the middle of the season. I tended to ignore postings which concerned Borovets and Pamps and read the Bansko ones as I knew that was where I wanted to go. Now its too quiet. However I feel I have made personal friends on the board in particular Steve C (whose a darling and we correspond a lot by e-mail) and Tanja and of course yourself.Sad news about Judith's father.
Cheers
Val
