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Pamporovo Pete Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 02-19-10 16:57

Quick Joke

My wife is so fat that when she fell down stairs last night I thought it was the opening tune to Eastenders!

Very Happy
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Tim Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 02-19-10 17:02

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whats the difference between an onion and a snowboard???


you don't cry when you cut a snowboard in half!!
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The Grey Wolf Author:Grey wolf posts : 162   (Intermediate)Date : 02-19-10 17:11

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What were the snow boarders last words.... Hey dude watch this!
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Tim Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 02-19-10 17:25

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what do you call a snowboarder without a girlfriend??

homeless!!!
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crazysnowboarder Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 02-19-10 18:27

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Two blonde skiers refused to ski down the wall at pamps today because it is icy and dangerous, they will ski down it tomorrow but only if it's gritted. Very Happy Very Happy
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d252mahon Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 02-19-10 19:48

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chaos at the winter olympics the irish bob sleigh team are refusing to compete untill the run is gritted
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Pamporovo Pete Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 02-19-10 19:49

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Yawn - come on guys those gritting jokes are older than me Confused
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pimpaclause Author:pimpaclause posts : 302   (Expert)Date : 02-19-10 20:00

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A mum is cleaning up her sons bedroom and find some fetish books and bondage gear. she goes downstairs and asks her husband what to do...
He replies " i'm not sure but what ever you do don't spank him"... Razz

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Pamporovo Pete Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 02-19-10 20:07

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Boom boom - that's better Very Happy

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pimpaclause Author:pimpaclause posts : 302   (Expert)Date : 02-19-10 20:21

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how about some cross country snow boarding i know all you boarders can do it. Next winter Olympic's maybe. ??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w7sVSMbjyM

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