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pimpaclause, nice 1,well funney.

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Q. What's the difference between God and a skiers?
A. God doesn't think he's a skier.

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Two Skiers were on their way out on piste, one said, "Where did you get your new skis?"
The second skier replied, "Well, I was skiing along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman came up on these skis. She unclipped them from her bindings and threw them to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The second skier nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

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Man sitting at home with his wife watching the F.A Cup final starts getting a bit bored as his team is losing, so he starts flickin back and forth between channels as his watchin the game. He comes accross a porn channel and says to the wife "I don't know which i wanna watch more now" to which the wife replys "well you already know how to play football!!"

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I got stung by a bee the other day.....
he sold me a jar of honey for £10....

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two prawns in a tank

one says to the other

how do you drive this thing.


praaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwn

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walked in the butchers the other day, he had a competition on. if you guess the weight of all the beef on the shelf behind him you won the lot.

he asked if i wanted a go. i didn't dare "the stakes where to high".

boom boom.