Scar my man, trust me....
xscape is for sissys, get to sheffield they've got a half pipe, jumps, ramps, rails, a bar, girls. Are you serious about snowboarding or wot, youve got to live the life dude
PPPPPPP...below the belt but yeah, true in a lot of cases. middle of the piste is always a favourite place to stop and pretend to tighten your bindings.
their arses must get pretty numb, its not like youve got miles of piste before you can stop and sit in a proper chair
Have done both dry ski and Xscape - dry slopes I found hard - specially on the bum and knees!! Snow at Xscape better, but not as easy as the real thing. HOWEVER, lessons at Xscape meant that we avoided queues on nursery slopes, so definitely worth doing.