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stayed at the hotel rila, not a bad hotel the food there is brill!!
If you get bored of the food there try eating out at mikes place (he can get you anything) steak, pepper corn steak, very tasty!!!!
Then try a nice chicken kebeb or a pizza from one of the locals (they might even let you stand in their resturant to eat it....if you lucky!)
Go and buy some quality dvd's and aftershave, you can't beleive their knock down prices.....so so cheap!!! untill you get home and can't beleive you even wasted your money.
Has anyone seen ALF, we saw him posing for photo's and then he just went missing after that.....any info on him would be much appreciated!!!

Ant..........not Antony Quinn??? Nooo surely not??!!!

just read your post, thanks for the free plug, glad you enjoyed the food. We had the peppercorns flown in especially. Next time you venture out this way i'll do you a strogonoff....its not on the menu, but we do it!! House wine is a specialty too remember 2 bottles for 18 levs. You forgot to bring my champagne flutes back with you when you went off piste, but its ok I have more! What did you drink from them anyway? I neva saw any bottles!!!

People still compliment us on the view from our restaurant. I mean you've got the wonderful view of the slopes and of course we face onto the Hotel Rila. We get to see some sights I can tell you, one night some poor sod got shoved out on the balcony butt naked (he must've been with some wild mates, bet they were real extreme-out all night on the piss/out all day on the piste!!). We could just about make out his little jelly bean, i've neva laughed so much! You think that's funny the night before he was violently sick over it, mustve been his first night and he was still getting accustomed to the lovely beer we have on tap-remember it might say Stella on the pump but deep down you know it isn't!!

Disappointed to hear that your DVD's were of poor quality, but if your gonna spend your hard earned Lev's on "Blonde Shaggers" what do you expect!

Better go now, got some other mugs in for a steak so better go catch me a dog & get cooking!! Have seen one trotting about, must be in season cos the jugs on that are swinging wild !!

See you next year Mr Quinn

Have also returned from borovets and agree with you on taking champagne flutes with you on the slopes. Ray mears says always pack them cos you dont know when you could be stuck up there for the night!!!
Another tip is to spend your remaining levs on a pair or two of nike air indoor footie shoes. They may look fake but boy are they comfy, with their wooden soles and hard rubber outers. A couple of my mates bought them for only 25 levs a pair and cant get enough.
Also a big suggestion for your trip is to pack a weeks worth of baggy fit, white tangers. They will keep you supported and make your bean look like a saveloy. Also, dont forget your deep heat, you WILL need it!!!

Phew, its been a while , but i also got back the same time as the Alf spotters.
Stayed at the Rila, really enjoyed it apart from one minor thing. We had to room next door to probably the most extreme bunch of boarders ever to hit the slopes!
We had to endure constant banging on the walls, night after night. I really havn't got any idea what they were up to. It would get to about 5 bangs then go silent.(mustve had a weak link!) A bit of giggling then start again! really annoyed me! I tried to sneak a look over the balcony but cud only see a gang of lads in their undies. one of them was asleep on the bed, think he was wearin his new boxers for the first time, anyway im sure i cud see sum sort of lubrication dripping down his legs from his scphincter! It was night after night of craziness. I even witnessed what i can only think was a premiership roasting. There were celebrities everywhere, Prince naseem, Antony Quinn, Alex from big brother in his tangers & you wont believe it, none other than jonny wilkinson!! things got a bit out of hand as the local mafioso popped up to join in.

Anyway we did have a good time & on the last nite we thought we'd take sum pictures from the slopes of our balcony. well we finally got them developed & the image from next door left us in stitches.......if you wanna see some of the pictures, click onto nakedsleepwalkers.com

well thanks for your honesty!
We went down to reception to complain, think your crazy antics must've upset quite a few people, cos there was a mole at the counter & he wasn't taking NO for an answer. In fact there were quite a few moles about, we had one in our toilet bowl. it was awful looked like sumone had sat down sideways or summit?!!
It wasn't just the constant banging that kept us awake, it was the boring stories i cud hear, sumthing about a lad named graham getting on the property ladder by buying a shed?..............u english all the same!

we would not have you english back if you paid us double, that room looked like a bomb had hit it, there was a large crack in the pan, looks like a large mole had been fired at it at some speed. the bed sheets had a large rip in it and a stench of deep heat coming from it!!!
And the final straw was when i found some jizz stains in the shower....... you dirty boys which one of you was having a fancy one in the shower then!!!! Bet it was the bear just coming out of his deep sleep.......or maybe tanga man....come to think of it, it dont look like he had it in him.....you know the bloke of big brother!!!