Bulgaria Ski discussion board

hey Pete1, Pete2, Antony Quinn & the other guy who i neva saw cos he was too clever to see through my money making ways,

surely it must be you lot, all this talk of deep heat, there can be no others??!! Sorry its been so long, I know i sed id email u all, but u know how it is, plenty of other ski-iers to fleece. Im so poor, i only make £30 per month if im lucky basic, then i scrape extras like tips, free food/drink/accomodation/skoda, private pension, BUPA u know...its ok i get by, hee hee hee hee hee!

Anyway my friends its been busy here in resort, the nite club was kicking last nite, the usual dance off to win the snowboards was won by , yep u guessed it another local!! (of course-they had to give it back before they left so we cud use it again the next nite!) once that was dun we had the usual scantily clad dancers, i just love those arm movements. Even the maximus boys say a special hello to mr quinn, they know he was there that nite taking it all in while his roomies were tucked up with their books & tangas. He may deny it but we have footage!

Regards are also sent from the playboy mansion, hope u boys enjoyed the show, shame u had to leave so early & so quickly....Colin was hoping for a quiet word with one of you!

Right time to go smoke sum weed now on the gondolas, hee hee hee...oh before i do sign off, i better remind you that the 48 day guarantee on all authentic merchandise purchased in resort expires next week, so any faulty goods can be exchanged for a full refund. remember this offer does exclude DVD's, aftershave, trainers, viagra, dirty woolen items knitted by sum decrepid old hag stinking of wee & zippo (sorry sippo) lighters, but then you guys wudnt have been stupid enought to buy such tat!

Speak soon my friends

At last after weeks of searching we have found our guests from room 649.

We regret to inform you that due to the size of one of your party we have had to close the hotel for the rest of the season to carry out major structural work. Because you did not inform us of this 'salad dodger' in your party we are going to be seeking compensation for the work to be carried out. We understand that your 'large' member of the party runs his own building firm but because of his reputation (yes, we have heard of him in bugaria) we are going to be looking to employ some inbred beggars. (want to buy this empty box mister prawn!!)

The sum of carrying out this work is to cost approx. £121, mike sorted a good cash price. Next time you visit us please inform us if you are traveling with people who have an over active thyroid gland so we can put you in a room with better toilet facilities. This includes a larger bowl so he doesnt have to sit on it sideways, preventing bowl moles.

Thankyou for your help in this matter and for filling our pockets with your latest trip.

i am disgusted to see such cruel things said about an overweight person, whats wrong with a bit of puppy fat around the neck line. i would much prefer a slightly larger person to lets say an alex from big brother look a like in some skimpy tangas. I would advise you to stop such cruel taunts it can be very damageing to a person, don' you ever stop to think that there is a thin person just trying to get out, it's not whats on the outside, it's the inside that counts........Have you never seen shallow hal..... Good film.... only seen it the once though!!!!
If there are any other fat people out there please dont hesitate to call my helpline on 07818 035662 im always here to help.

be quiet fatty, maybe if u stayed off all those chocolate muffins at the weekend whilst gambling away your dads empire the weight would disappear.
Also quit buying pizzas everytime you entertain women at your little bedsit down nelson mandela, it's not good for you & you'll find that they are too full up to feel like any hanky panky no matter how much u prod them in the back in bed! its no use tryin to sneak a look at them undressing either, best thing u can do is break open a bottle of wine, then get stuck in while shes out cold!