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Caz Author:Caz posts : 548   (Expert)Date : 01-22-10 13:34

re: this really does take the

ahh apologies, scrap the BMI idea then. Maybe there should be some sort of general fitness test then. A 100m sprint to the check in desk ( think a lot of people already doing that anyway), or a specially designed frame like the one you put you hand luggage in and if it fits the dimensions you can take it/yourself on board. Alternatively, anyone flying from Bristol must have seen the wizzy cling film machine that wraps your luggage in cling film for about £4.50 and this apparently deters ...
ahh apologies, scrap the BMI idea then. Maybe there should be some sort of general fitness test then. A 100m sprint to the check in desk ( think a lot of people already doing that anyway), or a specially designed frame like the one you put you hand luggage in and if it fits the dimensions you can take it/yourself on board. Alternatively, anyone flying from Bristol must have seen the wizzy cling film machine that wraps your luggage in cling film for about £4.50 and this apparently deters theft/undergarments on the carousel etc.. We could shrink wrap our larger friends in that, thereby containing the overflow and probably helping then sweat off a few pounds during the flight. Everyone's happy!
PS (My ex boss is on the large side and this is the only way I get payback as I still work with her and shes a mean lady)
Caz

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Nudger Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-22-10 13:40

re: this really does take the

The luggage system seems to work, as it is, based on Mass

The passenger thing seems to be a problem based on volume. If they fit into their seat without overflowing then that is generally fine.

But I'm not sure about BMI, Baby.

N.
debossman0 Author:DeBossMan0 posts : 45   (Beginner)Date : 01-22-10 13:41

re: this really does take the

I see a flaw in your idea Kaz. What happens when someone gets stuck in one of the new frames. I have a vision of fatties walking round the airport with these frames stuck on them. How many will the airports supply I wonder. Mass tailbacks to the airport I think. There must be a way.
Caz Author:Caz posts : 548   (Expert)Date : 01-22-10 13:50

re: this really does take the

large jar of vaseline at check in?
debossman0 Author:DeBossMan0 posts : 45   (Beginner)Date : 01-22-10 13:59

re: this really does take the

Oh no, not another excuse for this government to get money out of us - VAT (vaseline airport tax).
Caz Author:Caz posts : 548   (Expert)Date : 01-22-10 14:11
Hornster Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-22-10 15:47

re: this really does take the

How about having a dedicated section on all aircrafts just for obese people (and they have to pay extra for the extra wide seats)? Then again that may destabilise the aircraft! Best to spread the load evenly by having a few obese seats carefully spread throughout the aircraft. That way everyone is happy i.e. the obese people get wider seats and don't have to worry about feeling guilty for spilling over into other peoples seats and the not obese people don't have to worry about having an ...
How about having a dedicated section on all aircrafts just for obese people (and they have to pay extra for the extra wide seats)? Then again that may destabilise the aircraft! Best to spread the load evenly by having a few obese seats carefully spread throughout the aircraft. That way everyone is happy i.e. the obese people get wider seats and don't have to worry about feeling guilty for spilling over into other peoples seats and the not obese people don't have to worry about having an uncomfortable flight either.

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Dave_s Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-22-10 16:08

re: this really does take the

I think it’s a good idea!

Should maybe be done on width, waist size - also those with a medical condition and proof that this is the cause for being fat should then be allowed off the extra charges
debossman0 Author:DeBossMan0 posts : 45   (Beginner)Date : 01-22-10 16:14

re: this really does take the

Obviously the weighing procedures should be ignored for the return trip as their are several of us that tend to catch the usual holiday illnesses, such as "beeritis" and that famous Italian disease "noshalotus"
Dave_s Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-22-10 16:39

re: this really does take the

Hahaha one of the comments on the story was -


• If you have paid for 2 seats, do you get 2 in-flight meals?