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SLOW BOARD
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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 01-05-08 11:33re: SLOW BOARD
Humph!I see that there's a skier only club going on here.
You are obviously so tight in your little circle to even notice any boarder activity.
Just making a stand for us Snowboarders.
After all, are we not all here to enjoy the beauty of playing in snow no matter what form we choose?
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The good old debate on skiing or boarding. 
Q. What do you call a boarder with no girlfriend?
A. Homeless.
Q. What's the difference between a snowboard beginner and a snowboard instructor?
A. About 10 minutes.
Q. How can you spot a snowboard instructor in a bar?
A. You don't - he'll come up and tell you.
Q. 3 snowboarders in the back of a car - what do you call the driver?
A. Officer.
Q. How many snowboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. 10. 1 to change it and 9 to ...
Q. What do you call a boarder with no girlfriend?
A. Homeless.
Q. What's the difference between a snowboard beginner and a snowboard instructor?
A. About 10 minutes.
Q. How can you spot a snowboard instructor in a bar?
A. You don't - he'll come up and tell you.
Q. 3 snowboarders in the back of a car - what do you call the driver?
A. Officer.
Q. How many snowboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. 10. 1 to change it and 9 to ...
The good old debate on skiing or boarding.
Q. What do you call a boarder with no girlfriend?
A. Homeless.
Q. What's the difference between a snowboard beginner and a snowboard instructor?
A. About 10 minutes.
Q. How can you spot a snowboard instructor in a bar?
A. You don't - he'll come up and tell you.
Q. 3 snowboarders in the back of a car - what do you call the driver?
A. Officer.
Q. How many snowboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. 10. 1 to change it and 9 to say 'great turns dude.'
Q. What is the first lesson in snowboarding.
A. How to sit on the snow for an hour doing nothing.
Q. What is the first thing a snowboarder says to a skier?
A. Sorry.
Q. What does a snowboarder eat for dinner?
A. Whatever is left over.
Q. What type of car does a snowboarder drive?
A. Whatever is left unlocked.
And don't go mad, it's only a bit of fun. Many of my mates are boarders and we share many great days.
It's a fact, all boarders are failed skiers
Pete
Q. What do you call a boarder with no girlfriend?
A. Homeless.
Q. What's the difference between a snowboard beginner and a snowboard instructor?
A. About 10 minutes.
Q. How can you spot a snowboard instructor in a bar?
A. You don't - he'll come up and tell you.
Q. 3 snowboarders in the back of a car - what do you call the driver?
A. Officer.
Q. How many snowboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. 10. 1 to change it and 9 to say 'great turns dude.'
Q. What is the first lesson in snowboarding.
A. How to sit on the snow for an hour doing nothing.
Q. What is the first thing a snowboarder says to a skier?
A. Sorry.
Q. What does a snowboarder eat for dinner?
A. Whatever is left over.
Q. What type of car does a snowboarder drive?
A. Whatever is left unlocked.
And don't go mad, it's only a bit of fun. Many of my mates are boarders and we share many great days.
It's a fact, all boarders are failed skiers
Pete
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My 2 sons are snowboarders, just read these out to them and they are laughing their heads off
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Glad I'm femaleI do like the one regarding sitting for an hour. My age you see
Need alcohol to fully appreciate your jokes
Heres to happy apres ski
oh and board